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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a beer
Fuck You
Violets are blue
I have a beer
Fuck You
Retweet of status by @Bad_Ass_Trucker
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Aww... He insulted you and said you have a fat ass?
Well, come here and sit on my lap and let me tell you how I feel about that.
Well, come here and sit on my lap and let me tell you how I feel about that.
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I accidentally dropped a few lortab in the Salvation Army bucket with my change...
This shit is about to get real
This shit is about to get real
Retweet of status by @Samiam556
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
If I wanted anything to do with politics right now, I wouldn't be on twitter. I'd visit my parents or FB .
Retweet of status by @SlipperySecret
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Why the long face?
Him: She has a sourpuss
Don't you mean she was a sourpuss?
Him: No. She HAS a sour puss.
Him: She has a sourpuss
Don't you mean she was a sourpuss?
Him: No. She HAS a sour puss.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I'm cooking ham today because *screw the typical thanksgiving tradition.
* I'm feeling like a rebel.
#HappyCanadianThanksgiving !
* I'm feeling like a rebel.
#HappyCanadianThanksgiving !
Retweet of status by @___KaityMae
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
*Pulled over by cop* What? You've never seen a grown woman face fucking a pumpkin pie? The traffic wasn't moving
Retweet of status by @timberbojack
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Getting dressed for a funeral & my kid says "please wear a bra cause that shirt - you can see your nipple rings"
So got that going for me
So got that going for me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
