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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I've had sex 2 days in a row like some kind of porn star
Retweet of status by @JacknArisdad
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Still won't fart in front of a woman or at dinner table.
Knows for sure mother would swoop down from heaven and slap his teeth out!!!
Knows for sure mother would swoop down from heaven and slap his teeth out!!!
Retweet of status by @Samiam556
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I'd kill for a bottle of Sol and some Peruvian ceviche right now.
But I guess this cup o noodles and flat mello yello is almost as good
But I guess this cup o noodles and flat mello yello is almost as good
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
*sitting outside
Me: Ohh I'm in heaven
Him: Why?
Me: Bc I love the sound of rain and thunder!
Him: Well, I love the sound of a blowjob
Me: Ohh I'm in heaven
Him: Why?
Me: Bc I love the sound of rain and thunder!
Him: Well, I love the sound of a blowjob
Retweet of status by @tanderylea
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
I shared something that I wasn't sure about and all I got was support.
My friends/followers are the best.
My friends/followers are the best.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Ahhh Hump Day
Now is the winter of our discontent
And all the clouds that low'r'd upon our work
In the deep bosom of midweek
Am I right?
Now is the winter of our discontent
And all the clouds that low'r'd upon our work
In the deep bosom of midweek
Am I right?
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Spray & Pray
#BadCondomBrandNames
#BadCondomBrandNames
Retweet of status by @pseudo_fred
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
knock knock
*waits
*looks around
*looks at the time
*shrugs
*kicks dirt
*turns to leave
maybe tomorrow.....
*waits
*looks around
*looks at the time
*shrugs
*kicks dirt
*turns to leave
maybe tomorrow.....
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
Yes it's that day most of us have been waiting for!
::Shakes head::
No not the day you finally get to be with your TC.Sorry
Its Friday
::Shakes head::
No not the day you finally get to be with your TC.Sorry
Its Friday
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
She wants to go on a second date ....think i may have given her the wrong impression the first date when we had sex.
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Chick Playing4Second
@Playing4Second
@Playing4Second Lol...how fittinG..
Retweet of status by @HoojieBoojie
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
