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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I miiiiight be too "funny" at the doctor
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Sure fine announce the zebra emoji the week AFTER I go to the zoo
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
maybe I shouldn't check out the other patients in the waiting room at the psychiatrist but that's where am I maaaaaaannnn
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Omg stop bragging WE GET IT you've been in a helicopter #ComeyTestimony
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Keep Hillary's name out of your damn mouth #ComeyTestimony
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
@SheboyganScottH I totally ghosted Gym Boyfriend he probably thinks I'm dead
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I'm all for men's rompers because 1- men should also have to suffer thru complicated outfits, & 2- maybe they will actually fit my torso
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
What ever part of my soul it is that makes me fun is on Vaaaycaaayyyyy
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Retweet if you loved the 1996 movie "The Stupids", Fav if you don't wanna be friends any more
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
My 1st grade legacy- The Clean Up Club #EarthDay pic.twitter.com/xT9yEj1nyG
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
more like "Erin Go Braughless" nowhatimsayinnnn
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
