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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
And now ladies & gentlemen it's time to play Which! Ex! Boyfriends! Got! Engaged!
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Still exactly who you think I am (but also what is Hollywood music?) pic.twitter.com/eNOSJZ6wmu
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Shaliz instagram.com/p/BNQK40uhYQL/
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Just another day in The Patriarchy where men's actions determine my self-worth
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I file for a divorce from Brad Pitt every week and no one says anything
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Yes yes yes yes I just yelled at home yay @tatianamaslany you deserve an Emmy for every clone! #Emmys
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Call me old fashioned but I at least try to double up on underwear if someone's gonna see them
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Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
"In her own way, Olive identified with the plight of the abandoned pie."
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
Harpo Toby Tippi Lola #NationalDogDay pic.twitter.com/jrv8oOn3y5
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
My true love @MattAnderson_1 who totally knows I'm a person & 100% isn't tired of me tweeting creeper stuff at him WON A BRONZE MEDAL!
Shalyah Evans
@ShalyahEvans
I wonder if the world will ever see another athlete as appropriately named as Usain Bolt #Olympics
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
