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The song โTrue Colorsโ is about my Dadโs friend Ryan who lied about some of the colors heโd seen.
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Walking through the fire swamp like
we're fine this is fine
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we're fine this is fine
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Swim Jeans๐
@ShortSleeveSuit
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@ShortSleeveSuit
Guy 1: We need a band name
Guy 2: How about โJakeโ?
Guy 1: No, โJakeโ feels like too much
Guy 2: What about less than Jake?
Both:
Guy 2: How about โJakeโ?
Guy 1: No, โJakeโ feels like too much
Guy 2: What about less than Jake?
Both:
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The pillow fight takes an unexpected and sinister turn as I whip out a MyPillowand scream, โRELEASE THE KRAKEN!โ
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DM me if youโre interested in joining my scooter gang, the โRazor Burnsโ. Serious replies only.
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Girls Jan-Nov: slay, bitch
Girls in Dec: sleigh, bitch
Girls in Dec: sleigh, bitch
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@ShortSleeveSuit @xLiserx I this way too much
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@ObscureAaron This is awesome, man
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SPOILER ALERT
... on the back of my neighbor Garyโs stupid brown Datsun
... on the back of my neighbor Garyโs stupid brown Datsun
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
