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Spooky Jeans👖🎃
@ShortSleeveSuit
@OctopusCaveman Idk man I’d like to imagine if that was my name I’d be a chill mofo
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
BUFFALO BILL FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: hey guys, check out my Skinterest page.
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
Don’t call them ghost peppers if they don’t make the room cold
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
To do list:
Wake up
Pee
Go downstairs
Lay on couch
Nap
Research boarding pre-schools
Wake up
Pee
Go downstairs
Lay on couch
Nap
Research boarding pre-schools
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
Me talking about politics
__________________00:13:08
Me talking about politics of Westeros
__________________09:56:47
__________________00:13:08
Me talking about politics of Westeros
__________________09:56:47
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
I’m:
Straight
Gay
Entitled to compensation if I or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma
Straight
Gay
Entitled to compensation if I or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
[branding cows]
Rancher: Alright, back to the barn Mr. Moosical, UdderDelight and PasturePrime
Rancher: Alright, back to the barn Mr. Moosical, UdderDelight and PasturePrime
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Swim Jeans👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
Me [BeDazzling the hell out of a straitjacket]
Everyone else in this jury box:
Everyone else in this jury box:
Swim Jeans 👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
Please shave my chest hair into the Wu-Tang Clan logo. Don’t make this weird.
- Me at Cost Cutters
- Me at Cost Cutters
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Swim Jeans 👖
@ShortSleeveSuit
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
