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Suppandi
@Suppandi
“How many books can you fit in an empty backpack?
One, because after that it’s not empty any longer.”
One, because after that it’s not empty any longer.”
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
“What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.”
A maybe.”
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
“My bed got stolen!
I won’t rest until I find it.”
I won’t rest until I find it.”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“Since I’m stuck at home, I’ll be telling only inside jokes.”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“Do you know why I get along so well with children?
It’s because they look up to me!”
It’s because they look up to me!”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second telephone!”
The second telephone!”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, wait until you hear about swimming with sharks.
It will easily cost an arm and a leg!”
It will easily cost an arm and a leg!”
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
“What did the fruit vendor do when her grapes started drying out?
She started raisin her prices.”
She started raisin her prices.”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“Friend: Here are some quilts I made. What do you think?
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.”
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
By adding spring water.”
By adding spring water.”
Suppandi
@Suppandi
“Guys! Guys! Today I invented a new word.
It’s ‘plagiarism’.
It’s ‘plagiarism’.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
