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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhen does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles its funny bone.โ
When something tickles its funny bone.โ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โFriend: How did you sleep last night?
Me: With my eyes closed.โ
Me: With my eyes closed.โ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โFriend: Iโm going to call my friend.
Me: What are you going to call her?โ
Me: What are you going to call her?โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat is a bunny without a carrot?
Hungry!โ
Hungry!โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โMy friend swallowed a typewriter!
Now sheโs suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.โ
Now sheโs suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โHow does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.โ
Igloos it together.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โFriend: Did you get a haircut?
Me: No, I got them all cut.โ
Me: No, I got them all cut.โ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat type of shirts do astronauts wear?
Apollo shirts.โ
Apollo shirts.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat is a clean desk a sign of?
A very full desk drawer.โ
A very full desk drawer.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โIโm nervous about lifts.
So Iโm going to start taking steps to avoid them.โ
So Iโm going to start taking steps to avoid them.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.โ
A garbage truck.โ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
