Internet men: "I bet you're great in bed" Me IRL: *applying a line of lube directly down your dick* it's like ketchup on a hot dog!
19 Apr 17copy & paste+upvote-downvoteInternet men: "I bet you're great in bed"
Me IRL: *applying a line of lube directly down your dick* it's like ketchup on a hot dog!
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β@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really goodβhah I know this. But thank youuu
14 Jan 13copy & paste+upvote-downvoteβ@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really goodππππβhah I know this. But thank youuu βΊπππ