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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
I spent a lot of time in the 90's talking to the hand.
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
Thoughts and prayers to all the white guys with boats along the coast.
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
I always make sure I leave work before all the "Fred Flintstones" hit the road.
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
I take a Whiskey drink,
I take a Vodka drink,
I take a Lager drink,
I take a Cider drink,
I see the signs tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I take a Vodka drink,
I take a Lager drink,
I take a Cider drink,
I see the signs tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @laurastead
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
If accused #Russianagent Maria Butina had sex with prominent @GOP politicians, how much do you want to bet that tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DrDenaGrayson
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
[Pulling the petals off a daisy one by one] she loves me she loves you not i'm the man in her lifeyou're just aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Piecezilla
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
If Heather Locklear sinks any further, I might have a chance.
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
Whenever Iβm having a conversation with a smart, attractive man, I end up saying words like yucky & samesies
Retweet of status by @NYorNothing
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
A buffet for me is also a buffet for my toilet.
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
@WhaJoTalkinBout How you gonna prevent forest fire with these fire ass tweets?
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
Ben Folds - "You Don't Know Me" drops the F-Bomb and I still can't get used to it.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
