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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
@AsiaDNYC @KevinBuffalo A friend of mine is a Frednancy.
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
FINE! Iโll be nice
~ how I apologize
~ how I apologize
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Chulet Awes
@awescar
I haven't been Evited to anything since 2013.
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
Stupid rich people and their Tide Pods.
*takes a bite of an "All Mighty Pac*
*takes a bite of an "All Mighty Pac*
Wizard of Awes
@awescar
I canโt believe these idiots on the news are getting sick from eating Tide Pods. Everyone knows you canโt eat them raw.
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Santa Awes
@awescar
I just noticed my hand goes up in praise when David Bowie sings "well hung and snow white tan" on Ziggy Stardust
Retweet of status by @IamEveryDayPpl
Jive Awes Turkey
@awescar
Running shoes
Mace
Length of chain
Blow darts
Taser
Credit card
Shopping list
Iโm all ready for Black Friday
Mace
Length of chain
Blow darts
Taser
Credit card
Shopping list
Iโm all ready for Black Friday
Retweet of status by @krisv_723
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
