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Chief
@colburn_dan
@ChipotleTweets, this is coming from one of your most loyal customer. Very disappointed in the queso.
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Chief
@colburn_dan
Last night at pizza place @colburn_dan asks counter girl
"how much for a 2 liter soda?"
Girl: $2.50
Dan: ok here's $2.25 have a good one
"how much for a 2 liter soda?"
Girl: $2.50
Dan: ok here's $2.25 have a good one
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Chief
@colburn_dan
In line at CVS & the girl in front of me is $1.06 short for condoms. So I paid the difference. Its either a buck now or my paycheck later
Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
My immediate thought @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/J23HQazWQ6
Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
I feel like every social event I go to now is justification for me to get drunk
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Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
"At least I can say at one time that I had my life savings in my hand and traded it for a redbull vodka" - @t_carrigan13
Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
Ever wonder if the snap chat filters are being used to build a facial recognition data base?
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Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
Did you think Ol' Popeye would be hanging out in any other part of town?! pic.twitter.com/rdFnoKB33E
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Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
When you think you are cooler than you really are and reality sets in
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Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
First Team All American in sleeping through my alarm
Moosejaw Bordeau
@colburn_dan
Ahhhh, 9 hours until the weekend.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
