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Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
I cannot think of any way to start your day that's worse than Taco Bell breakfast. You are destined for failure all day.
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Who?!
@colburn_dan
You hate us cause your girlfriend loves us.
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Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
β@colburn_dan: Iggy Azalea can get itβ pic.twitter.com/RDv9EAozHy
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Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
Lemme put yo panties to the side
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
Happy Spring instagram.com/p/mMSBSVv5VX/
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
Just dawned on me that if I were to get a tint ticket the fine would be for half the price I paid for the car #partywagon
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
I definitely did not just order two pair of Roshe Runs online...
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Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
I can't believe that I just spent a whole 2 dollars washing an 800 dollar car it didn't deserve that treatment just yet
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
I love the look on peoples faces when I come around the corner sideways and they think I'm out of control. No, sorry I have full control
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
@nmarie_3 you're about the only one
Dan Colburn
@colburn_dan
I really thought I was going to sleep early today
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
