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@dadthatwrites
mfers be like TURE PATROTS THIS ARE NASHUN
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@dadthatwrites
Not him texting me at 3am...not me answering smh...clown makeup first thing in the morning
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@dadthatwrites
Omg seriously. My dog is trying to kill me. She ate something that is making her...fragrant.
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Dad That Writes β
@dadthatwrites
So there are a lot of accounts not showing on my TL. Say hi, so I know you're still alive and throwing dildos at life
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Dad That Frights π
@dadthatwrites
Your sneezing will be legendary, even in Hell! pic.twitter.com/YlnQenPJIF
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Dad That Writes β
@dadthatwrites
Old man look at my life Iβm a lot younger than you
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@dadthatwrites
planned parenthood chinese food
takeout or delivery
takeout or delivery
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@dadthatwrites
You think when they finish filming a porno, someone shouts: That's a WAP!
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@dadthatwrites
My phone just tried to correct my "I made scrambled eggs" to "I made screaming eggs" and it's nice to feel so understood.
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@dadthatwrites
@_salt_n_lime you've been awarded the nobel prize in being a boss bitch
Dad That Writes β
@dadthatwrites
he wants to kiss under the communist flag but wonβt even redistribute his own wealth pic.twitter.com/y3Fbit8s3O
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
