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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
to celebrate the full moon we accidentally held a homeric-level flood-bailing because mama forgot to turn the bath off.
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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
Smokey eyes, or just me with burning allergies
Welcome to the month of May!
#mayallergies
Welcome to the month of May!
#mayallergies
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@dadthatwrites
Slow Sunday Tweet Call
It’s a lazy Sunday for me today so please send your most recent funny tweet (one per pers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It’s a lazy Sunday for me today so please send your most recent funny tweet (one per pers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
Just so we're all on the same page, this is the emoji for when you hug someone so hard they fart right?
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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
*recently dated an accountant
Her: Do that thing I like
Me: *Furiously punching numbers in a calculator*
Her: OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SUM!
Her: Do that thing I like
Me: *Furiously punching numbers in a calculator*
Her: OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SUM!
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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
My superpower is
Too early in the day to get that explicit.
Too early in the day to get that explicit.
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Dad That Writes ☕
@dadthatwrites
I thought I was the only one twitter.com/dadthatwrites/…
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@dadthatwrites
New Contest
This week's theme: DRINKIN*
Max 3 entries per person. Tweet must be new (created today). Open to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
This week's theme: DRINKIN*
Max 3 entries per person. Tweet must be new (created today). Open to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Dad That Deuces ☕
@dadthatwrites
Not to brag but I think like 10% of my tweets don’t have typos in them
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Dad That Writes
@dadthatwrites
#ThingsIHoldSacred
My poetry.
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My poetry.
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I like food..
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
