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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Imagine the absolute horror of having hard nipples, and NOT sharing a picture of them on Twitter
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
I saw how enthusiastically she bobbed for apples, and then, I knew, I found the one
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Send him a titty pic since itβs Tuesday
Retweet of status by @MissLunaSea
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Those three words that drive her wild
Warm nacho cheese
Warm nacho cheese
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Looking in the mirror: Damn!
Looking at a selfie: Damn
Looking at a selfie: Damn
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but Iβm aware of breasts months that arenβt October too
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Every day, is a new opportunity, to eat more food than you ever have before
~ motivational
~ motivational
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Day 133 of not seeing cute women in tight yoga pants at the gym:
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I always eat and drink like Iβm at a baseball game
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Ihatethedentist
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but supermodels keep private messaging me βhey sexyβ on Instagram
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
