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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I just FaceTimed with a pug
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Every day is a new opportunity to eat more Reeseβs Peanut Butter Cups in a day than you ever have before
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I have a 364 day streak this year without sex
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but at work I was voted as the loudest potato chip cruncher
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I can wrap a Fruit by the Foot around my waist 1.2 times
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I slept for 12 hours last night
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Doug Bies
@dougbies
quitcomingtoworkifyouhavethewhoopingcough
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Not to brag or anything but I can say βfrench friesβ in eight different languages
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Call me old fashioned, but I liked NBA players more when they didnβt do their eyebrows
Doug Bies
@dougbies
Whenever I see you* I undress you with my eyes
*Reeseβs Peanut Butter Cups
*Reeseβs Peanut Butter Cups
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
