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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
@TinyBillyShow Exactly
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Not to brag but I'm hated by all the clique leaders here
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Maynerd's Roundtable! Holiday Edition. Shark Recap, The Christmas Story, and A Heartfelt Thank You!
youtu.be/ISsbUWb0vbo
youtu.be/ISsbUWb0vbo
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Best thing you’ll see til Christmas pic.twitter.com/XqlGFTQ9bR
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Perfect- pic.twitter.com/dE5OPH0Iab
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Bae said her oil was low. So I told her don't worry I got you baby! Real men do real things!!! pic.twitter.com/IZF3AAzNS7
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
"THEY'RE NOT HERE FOR YOU, CAROL"
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Imgur user: OctopussSevenTwo pic.twitter.com/HYn2q8Rmts
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
It'd be pretty shitty if there was a wreck right here pic.twitter.com/9tkA952hMx
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
You don't need to have a daughter to realize women are people
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
How many hockeys do I have to watch to get a beside my name?
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Handwritten notes & care packages in the mail are life.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
