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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
When you drink too much, you get angry. When I drink too much, I get horny. My way sounds like way more fun. JS.
Retweet of status by @VexingVixxen
08 Apr 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you drink too much, you get angry. When I drink too much, I get horny. My way sounds like way more fun. JS. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
CHAMPIONSHIP SATURDAY

Class A
St Cloud Cathedral vs Greenway
———————————
Class AA
Edina vs Eden Prairie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @tourney__19
09 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ‼️CHAMPIONSHIP SATURDAY‼️ Class A St Cloud Cathedral vs Greenway ——————————— Class AA Edina vs Eden Prairie… https://t.co/MkEoGZYRR1
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
@_kbreazy @BastardProphet Sounds Minnesotan but not me.
Just wait until I make an account for that site
22 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_kbreazy @BastardProphet Sounds Minnesotan but not me. 🤔 Just wait until I make an account for that site😂
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
15 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote How about @CBS?! 😀 https://t.co/ZrqoXTQ7kv
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
Guys I'm a little afraid to even tweet this... But right now... My wife is doing dishes while I tweet.
Retweet of status by @DropsNoPanties
07 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys I'm a little afraid to even tweet this... But right now... My wife is doing dishes while I tweet. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
Don't miss the latest in the Cave Where Men Eat saga.

The Black Mask debuts today

#MondayBlogs #shortstory mnoriginals.wordpress.com/2018/12/02/the…
Retweet of status by @i_am_MattNorton
07 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't miss the latest in the Cave Where Men Eat saga. 🚨The Black Mask debuts today🚨 #MondayBlogs #shortstory https://t.co/oLmCpJIxny
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
True Life: I can’t stop eating tacos
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04 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote True Life: I can’t stop eating tacos 🌮
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
Fuck off moment of weakness
Retweet of status by @DomConfessional
21 Dec 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck off moment of weakness 🖕
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i_am_MattNorton
Schrödinger's Matt @i_am_MattNorton
I sincerely feel joy for others when they have success or good things happen to them.

Fuck Twitter negativity
Tell me something good...
Retweet of status by @JJRossReaders
05 Nov 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I sincerely feel joy for others when they have success or good things happen to them. Fuck Twitter negativity ✌ Tell me something good...
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i_am_MattNorton
Matty @i_am_MattNorton
Life Hack: Use Baileys instead of milk in your Cocoa Pebbles
Retweet of status by @JJRossReaders
17 Oct 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Life Hack: Use Baileys instead of milk in your Cocoa Pebbles™
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i_am_MattNorton
Matty @i_am_MattNorton
Thank you, Captain Obvious twitter.com/TheHumanBot/st…
Retweet of status by @skanetos
27 Sep 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you, Captain Obvious 😂 https://t.co/23WhXUzTYt

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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