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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
When you drink too much, you get angry. When I drink too much, I get horny. My way sounds like way more fun. JS.
Retweet of status by @VexingVixxen
08 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you drink too much, you get angry. When I drink too much, I get horny. My way sounds like way more fun. JS. 🤷🏻♀️
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
CHAMPIONSHIP SATURDAY
Class A
St Cloud Cathedral vs Greenway
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Class AA
Edina vs Eden Prairie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Class A
St Cloud Cathedral vs Greenway
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Class AA
Edina vs Eden Prairie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @tourney__19
09 Mar 19
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Class A
St Cloud Cathedral vs Greenway
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Class AA
Edina vs Eden Prairie… https://t.co/MkEoGZYRR1
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
@_kbreazy @BastardProphet Sounds Minnesotan but not me.
Just wait until I make an account for that site
Just wait until I make an account for that site
22 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_kbreazy @BastardProphet Sounds Minnesotan but not me. 🤔
Just wait until I make an account for that site😂
Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
How about @CBS?! twitter.com/wps_gal/status…
Retweet of status by @tomgreenlive
15 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How about @CBS?! 😀 https://t.co/ZrqoXTQ7kv
Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Guys I'm a little afraid to even tweet this... But right now... My wife is doing dishes while I tweet.
Retweet of status by @DropsNoPanties
07 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys I'm a little afraid to even tweet this... But right now... My wife is doing dishes while I tweet. 🤷🏻♂️
Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Don't miss the latest in the Cave Where Men Eat saga.
The Black Mask debuts today
#MondayBlogs #shortstory mnoriginals.wordpress.com/2018/12/02/the…
The Black Mask debuts today
#MondayBlogs #shortstory mnoriginals.wordpress.com/2018/12/02/the…
Retweet of status by @i_am_MattNorton
07 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't miss the latest in the Cave Where Men Eat saga.
🚨The Black Mask debuts today🚨
#MondayBlogs #shortstory https://t.co/oLmCpJIxny
Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
True Life: I can’t stop eating tacos
Retweet of status by @DomConfessional
04 Jan 19
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Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
Fuck off moment of weakness
Retweet of status by @DomConfessional
21 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck off moment of weakness 🖕
Schrödinger's Matt
@i_am_MattNorton
I sincerely feel joy for others when they have success or good things happen to them.
Fuck Twitter negativity
Tell me something good...
Fuck Twitter negativity
Tell me something good...
Retweet of status by @JJRossReaders
05 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I sincerely feel joy for others when they have success or good things happen to them.
Fuck Twitter negativity ✌
Tell me something good...
Matty
@i_am_MattNorton
Life Hack: Use Baileys instead of milk in your Cocoa Pebbles
Retweet of status by @JJRossReaders
17 Oct 18
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Matty
@i_am_MattNorton
Thank you, Captain Obvious twitter.com/TheHumanBot/st…
27 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you, Captain Obvious 😂 https://t.co/23WhXUzTYt
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊