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@modernmomese
Please be emotionally available to your children
Retweet of status by @valsmocha
29 Jun 20
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
You ever menu plan and be like man... I donโt want that anymore
23 Jun 20
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@modernmomese
Neighbor asked if Iโd seen karma today..... after looking super confused I realized....
karma is her daughter
karma is her daughter
12 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Neighbor asked if Iโd seen karma today..... after looking super confused I realized....
karma is her daughter ๐
Your Mom
@modernmomese
My mom life. pic.twitter.com/O86ZDOqvTz
03 May 20
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
I seriously hate how bitchy I can be sometimes like chill sis, it ainโt that serious
Retweet of status by @ceci_espinoza29
30 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I seriously hate how bitchy I can be sometimes like chill sis, it ainโt that serious ๐ญ๐ญ
Your Mom
@modernmomese
This Ozark show is nuts! In a good way. Iโm like every episode! #Ozark #Netflix
Retweet of status by @MsJayLee22
06 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This Ozark show is nuts! In a good way. Iโm like ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐คฃ๐๐ฅ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฑ every episode! #Ozark #Netflix
Your Mom
@modernmomese
My favorite clothes from Brysons first year pic.twitter.com/dhDROaRJH3
Retweet of status by @modernmomese
05 Apr 20
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@modernmomese
My toxic trait is constantly looking online for clothes for my kids
09 Mar 20
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Your Spicy Mom
@modernmomese
@modernmomese Keep doing it because Momma Birds are fiercely protective and great at teaching their babies to fly on their own!
Retweet of status by @Southern1399
18 Feb 20
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Your Mom.
@modernmomese
I donโt think Iโm part of mom twitter after all lol
Iโm a mom On Twitter
Iโm a mom On Twitter
21 Jan 20
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Iโm a mom On Twitter ๐
Your Mom.
@modernmomese
Toddler
โMy microphone doesnโt work... we need to give it some gasโ
โMy microphone doesnโt work... we need to give it some gasโ
20 Jan 20
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โMy microphone doesnโt work... we need to give it some gasโ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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