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@modernmomese
I tried to light my vagina candle and it told me it had a headache.
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Your Mom.
@modernmomese
I feel like when I finally have a house I’m going to want to celebrate every freaking holiday and occasion at my house
Your Mom.
@modernmomese
If you told me 5 years ago I’d have two kids waking me up at 6:30am on a Saturday I probably would have slept more
Your Mom.
@modernmomese
It’s chapstick season.
Your Mom.
@modernmomese
Tantrum of the day
Cried when given sandwich that she asked for.
Cried when given sandwich that she asked for.
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@modernmomese
I feel like people assume since I’m on social media, I’m up to date with pop culture. I’m not... #truthbomb
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Your Mom.
@modernmomese
I be playing lullabies for Kulture and I be the one that ends up getting sleepy
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Your Mom.
@modernmomese
There is no “right way” to start a family.
Adoption, surrogacy, fostering, birth, blended, — they’re all beautiful
Adoption, surrogacy, fostering, birth, blended, — they’re all beautiful
Your Mom.
@modernmomese
@MoovingVan We have a tiny lady bug potty... and a insert mini mouse potty... and she loves to sit on it... and poop after she gets off.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
