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@nursebeemer
Insomnia is the devil's handy work. I mean, old slew foot was doing his good dirt when he came up with this one.
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@nursebeemer
Finally eating this lamb chop the way it deserves... The way it can't be eaten in pleasant company.
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@nursebeemer
Is body con short for body conscious? Cuz these plus size body con dresses are very body unconscious.
Nik
@nursebeemer
---><-- my face when they started playing Stevie Wonder at offering time Only at the⦠instagram.com/p/yAVgy6BZTe/
Nik
@nursebeemer
I'm about to be messy. And I'm probably gonna get my feelings hurt. But I have wine, beer and liquor, so I'm prepared. #wishmeluck
Nik
@nursebeemer
I only let a PRECIOUS few people see me or hear me sulk, especially over a nigga. To anybody else it's, "f*** him girl, f*** him."
Nik
@nursebeemer
Do not send that text... Do not send that text... Do NOT send that text, Nik... #tweetthroughit
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@nursebeemer
I made some zucchini pasta with shrimp in a garlic sauce and it's BUSSIN!!
Nik
@nursebeemer
#ohhellnaw RT @YourFaveRPh: β@NBCNews: No that's not a storm cloud; it's a swarm of locusts nbcnews.to/1pZT3x9 pic.twitter.com/DjYk4eeA8Mβ
Nik
@nursebeemer
But honey after closing on my house, I'm broke! Come on FRIDAY! #moneycomin
Nik
@nursebeemer
Favoriting that tweet... Just in case.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
