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@nursebeemer
Kim K is starting to look like those photoshopped picture of her and Kanye as COGIC preachers.
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Nik
@nursebeemer
"I get like this after one too many..." I can't take myself seriously right now!
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Nik
@nursebeemer
I do what I want!
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
My tax lady never filed my return... Good thing I didn't NEED the money, cuz I'd be pissed!
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
RT @ur_highness: Thank You for Your #Grace #Mercy & #Love! http://t.co/HnmvWVhv
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
#rude RT @ur_highness: To each it's own, but I never understood ppl with bad hair going natural. Relaxers are a gift from God to some.
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
Baby... My Auntie is THEEEEE FLYEST PASTOR EVER!!
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nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
Supposed to be going to this black tie wedding/reception thing tonight and mom doesn't have a dress. I told her to wear her wedding gown.
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
Supervisor: Can you work tomorrow day shift? Me: No. Super: Even for incentive pay? (+$10/hr) Me: I can work something out.
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
I was just reading thru some texts. If I was a nigga, I'd be a pimp. All these nigga lines I be spitting.
nursebeemer
@nursebeemer
I'm going to hell for laughing at what I just saw, but people shouldn't post things like that. It puts me in a precarious situation.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
