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patnspankme
PSA

Kosher dill pickles, hot banana peppers, pepperoncinis and stuffed Italian olives are an elite almost midnight snack.
Retweet of status by @PeaceLovePgh
24 Sep 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote PSA 🗣 Kosher dill pickles, hot banana peppers, pepperoncinis and stuffed Italian olives are an elite almost midnight snack.

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patnspankme
Zzzzx out
Retweet of status by @The556Menace
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patnspankme
Me at the bar: Yeah I’m totally DTF. I mean...not with you. But, yeah totally. You’ll still buying my beers, though?
Retweet of status by @medic_sarcastic
15 Mar 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me at the bar: Yeah I’m totally DTF. I mean...not with you. But, yeah totally. You’ll still buying my beers, though? 😏
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patnspankme
@tiReynard fuccccckkkk noooooooo
16 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @tiReynard fuccccckkkk noooooooo 🙌
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patnspankme
I fixed a heart I didn’t break , then they broke mine . That’s why idc to fw y’all
Retweet of status by @Shantia97
12 Nov 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I fixed a heart I didn’t break , then they broke mine . That’s why idc to fw y’all 😫
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patnspankme
If you have the word Dad in your bio ...is sending a dick pic really representing your solid parenting skills?
Retweet of status by @Moon_River05
15 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you have the word Dad in your bio ...is sending a dick pic really representing your solid parenting skills?🙄
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patnspankme
Come near,let Me inhale You
Retweet of status by @Ahhdae
05 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Come near,let Me inhale You😗
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patnspankme
Imma be 45 tomorrow. I know this isn’t Facebook, but I wouldn’t be upset if some of you fuckers said happy birthday...whore! I know
Retweet of status by @THE_shitface
03 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imma be 45 tomorrow. I know this isn’t Facebook, but I wouldn’t be upset if some of you fuckers said happy birthday...whore! I know 🤦🏻‍♂️
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patnspankme
You can't get this second back...
Or this one...
Or this one...
Or this one...
Thanks for spending it on me.
Retweet of status by @punchdrunkmum1
13 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can't get this second back... Or this one... Or this one... Or this one... Thanks for spending it on me. 😘
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patnspankme
I am trying very hard to put you in the back of my mind but something always reminds me of YU
Retweet of status by @zinni426
10 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am trying very hard to put you in the back of my mind but something always reminds me of Y❤️U
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patnspankme
Him: Why have you been hanging out in our bedroom lately?
Me: Less bullshit there.
Him: Well I can't argue there.
Me:
Retweet of status by @freefanaddict
13 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Him: Why have you been hanging out in our bedroom lately? Me: Less bullshit there. Him: Well I can't argue there. Me: 😳

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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