iEmoji Feeds @[Black Heart][Black Heart]Mike P[Chequered Flag][Chequered Flag] (patnspankme) 3
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๐ค๐คMike P๐๐
@patnspankme
@MollyCocktail thatโs awesome
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๐ค๐คMike P๐๐
@patnspankme
Just got paid. What a wonderful evening.
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๐ค๐คMike P๐๐
@patnspankme
Kinda neat how the larger accounts donโt DM you their tweets looking for RTs.
this isnโt a subtweet
Did I do that right?
this isnโt a subtweet
Did I do that right?
๐ค๐คMike P๐๐
@patnspankme
๐๐MikeP๐ค๐ค
@patnspankme
I know you were with her I saw the Cheetos fingerprints on her cleavage you sonofabitch.
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๐๐MikeP๐ค๐ค
@patnspankme
Holy Christ that wasnโt even close.
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MikeP๐
@patnspankme
My nursing assistant just told me she heard on tv that the perfect lipstick color should match the color of your titty nipple.
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MikeP๐๐
@patnspankme
4 screamed thru the grocery store, "I'm DOOMED! DOOMED!" while reaching to strangers for help. Turns out he thought "doomed" meant "bored."
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MikeP
@patnspankme
Tonight, for the first time in my miserable life, I was briefly tempted to write a tweet about Beatrix Potter. I'm ok now.
*drinks bleach
*drinks bleach
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MikeP
@patnspankme
*talking about hypothesis statements with 13*
13: I need an example.
Me: IF your IQ is high, THEN your penis is small
Hub: HEY!
13: I need an example.
Me: IF your IQ is high, THEN your penis is small
Hub: HEY!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
