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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I need to get fucked like Diane Lane in Unfaithful
Retweet of status by @Coolhtowngirl
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I'm either going to lose weight or dignity this week. Wish me luck!
Retweet of status by @Revolver_81
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I've seen two sexual tweets about pop tarts this morning and I have one thing to say about it.
I'm so here for this
I'm so here for this
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Suck his dick in the shower so he can wash your hair
Retweet of status by @buckshotbill
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
All I know is I scream the loudest with anal
Retweet of status by @VexingVixxen
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Iβve got glitter, craft glue, and good weed.
Letβs do this
Letβs do this
Retweet of status by @theJperspective
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I thought I needed your constant attention to be happy.
Turns out, I dont
Turns out, I dont
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
This #bunny is so happy heβs got his own bed pic.twitter.com/ajCz6Eot3Q
Retweet of status by @Cory__1077
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
When someone who matters to you tells you that you made a difference in their life it fucking means the world Dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @softly_sighing2
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I love my bed. But, I'd rather be in yours.
Retweet of status by @medic_sarcastic
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I liked magic wands as a kid.
I LOVE them as an adult
I LOVE them as an adult
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
