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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
It starts with her
#BreakfastIn4Words
#BreakfastIn4Words
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Iβm 5β1 and everything looks bigger in my tiny hands
~Me, flirting.
~Me, flirting.
Retweet of status by @a_venezuelan19
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
I just rolled over to snuggle my dog and remembered he ditched me for the couch tonight
Im gonna need one of youβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Im gonna need one of youβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
When I was working out yesterday I shat myself.
Women: omg he works out
Women: omg he works out
Retweet of status by @Jonesy_donkey
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Whenever I hear a zipper, my mouth starts watering
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Ladies if you have a child with an ex and heβs a good father... do not use his child against him
Retweet of status by @TattedSoldier83
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
When he calls you babygirl
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YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Roses are red,
The Couch is feelin blue,
Because Iβm surrounded,
By morons AKA all of you.
The Couch is feelin blue,
Because Iβm surrounded,
By morons AKA all of you.
Retweet of status by @occupied_stall
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Would it be wrong to wish for a boyfriend like #Alexa
Retweet of status by @Secret_Vent
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
We don't deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/wqsKfRWGRx
Retweet of status by @ANDREW1ALBERTT
YourDearOldFriend
@urdearolfriend
Is there a way to leave anxiety in 2018? Asking for a friend
Retweet of status by @AshAlexiss
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
