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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
A horse is 20 times more likely to die in the Melbourne Cup than a Sierra Leonean is to die of Ebola. HAVE A GREAT CELEBRATION EVERYONE
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
If you like old buildings and the company of well-groomed, attractive people, you'll HATE Cairns
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
The ABC is now the most profitable media organisation Kim Williams has ever worked for
#qanda
#qanda
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Congrats on getting a gig even lamer than AGT! RT @BrianMcFadden: This time next week I'll be getting presented the golf rocks cup
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
...because she mistook you for a homeless whippet. RT @ParisHilton: Bridget Bardot came out to say hi at my photo shoot
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
OH MY FREAKING LORD THEY MADE AN EMOJI OF TWO GIRLS ONE CUP
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Love is never having to say you're Laurie Oakes
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Happy Fathers Day, Ariel Castro!
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Thrilled they finally made an emoji of Kevin Rudd:
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
