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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
When dining in a restaurant, I always spend at least 15-20 minutes discussing my order with the waiter because I'm a #MassiveFuckwit
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Just making sure everyone remembers that Mike Baird, who became premier after his predecessor was ousted by ICAC, disbanded ICAC this week.
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Andrew Robb? More like ANDREW ROBBED AUSTRALIA TO GET A CUSHY GIG WITH THE CHINESE
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
SO EFFING HOPEFUL THE #CHELSEA BOMBING TURNS OUT TO BE MUSLIMS SO I CAN FEEL OKAY ABOUT BEING A RACIST CUNT
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
At Bondi Icebergs with my wife enjoying the FUCKING INCREDIBLE view of our iPhones
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Sophie Mirabella got a job working for the Rineharts, in case there was still any doubt the Australian mining industry is finished.
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
MAKE AMERICA FAT AGAIN pic.twitter.com/BwxXXj6X5l
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John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Lucky the Olympic committee didn't give Russia a blanket ban, that place is freezing! This has been a John Johnsonson tweet.
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
"Democracy sausage"? For $7? MORE LIKE A CAPITALISM SAUSAGE AMIRITE. This has been a John Johnsonson tweet.
#democracysausage
#democracysausage
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
My wife and me holidayjng at the Whitsundays. #SpecialTreat #Getaway #SunSeaSand pic.twitter.com/Ity3lQEozN
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
.@HulkHogan Can I get a retweet for my cousin who just broke up & needs a boost? Be great to get him hitched again pic.twitter.com/8gr9583pnB
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
