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Turnbull ends gay marriage standoff by promising a plebiscite that his own party will stop from happening, and wouldn't honour anyway.
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With Laurie Oakes gone, the most experienced press gallery journalist is the work experience kid at HuffPo
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Based on how the Muslim ban and Obamacare repeal went, I hereby advise every Mexican man, woman and child to take a dump on the border.
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
If Anthony Scaramucci's career was any shorter, he'd start getting mistaken for an Australian prime minister! #TGIF
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
Reminder to always run an electrical check on your Fleshlight before sticking it in pic.twitter.com/0LJUM5BOdy
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
The President And Leaks: A Journey pic.twitter.com/woLjyzMrB2
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The passing of Chris Cornell is tragic, but at least he's up there jamming with Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder.
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I'm sorry but there is NOTHING tougher than a white man who's afraid of women and people who don't speak English.
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
BEFORE CAROL BATTERS YOU pic.twitter.com/7W6vXKGG0n
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
QUALITY RANT ALERT itun.es/au/03K6S.c?i=3β¦ pic.twitter.com/o6v5PPq5vR
John Johnsonson
@JohnJohnsonson
.@PaulineHansonOz People said you couldn't do it but you have: YOU'VE POLLED EVEN LOWER THAN THE GREENS WOW
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
