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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Tried to find the cute boy from the Apple store on Tinder and failed miserably pic.twitter.com/shuV3XRhPk
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
My roommates just asked me how does it feel that both of them have jacked off to me
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Incase youโre wondering what normal turkeys look like pic.twitter.com/baAGwHh0bW
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
F*ck you, November IS @MariahCarey season. pic.twitter.com/Yd5v4Cf98P
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
If you like this tweet the with turn into a #PS5 pic.twitter.com/Mdyurq3z2v
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
My family is voting for Trump
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
New York, Iโm coming for you
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
When Biden talked about children with drug problems I thought of my little brother who took his life and cried
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Iโm cooking my roommates steak for her tonight. Watch the video on my channel tomorrow
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Did someone just use โyour ex and I traded nudesโ as a pickup line
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
So much love to give and no one to give it to
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
