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THERES A PUPPY UNDER MY TREE! pic.twitter.com/YjglvtId6n
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When I wake up to go pee my dog will move to where I slept and keep it warm for me for when I get back
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Anyone up for Christmas movies tonight? pic.twitter.com/Gi8JRhrWsr
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Me in the passenger seat of any vehicle in December blasting @MariahCarey pic.twitter.com/WNX6B7oNAy
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
The problem is them, not you. Don't change. The right person will find you
Matthew Lush
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
who do we Love?
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
MARIAH SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! Living for this sugar plum fairy acapella @MariahCarey pic.twitter.com/FdBMH6kARt
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Iβm sick. Someone come take care of me
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Letβs roleplay. Iβll be a vampire and suck you dry.
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Realized I havenβt been on a date in a YEAR! Oh my, anyone want to go on a date tonight?
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fakhright
@fakhright
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