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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Coronavirus outbreak at my dads prison
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
I wonder if the closet @ShawnMendes is in for quarantine is big enough
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Shhh. Theyβre sleeping. pic.twitter.com/mPpXYQ6aTu
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
I realize I talk to my dogs like babies and my baby voice is not cute
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
May this be our last Valentines Day alone
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Mom: You could always move back in with me!
Me: Iβd rather be homeless
Me: Iβd rather be homeless
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Serial killers are getting married in jail and Iβm over here single af.
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Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Just heard about Jeffree Stars breakup. So sad wish I could give him a hug.
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Be my Valentine? pic.twitter.com/5yK0f98Fyb
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
I bottoms. Thank you for your service.
Matthew Lush
@MatthewLush
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Remember life is a gift you receive every day.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
