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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Corporate Culture has taught me the art of weaponizing a in email
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Telling him all about the scratch I got between my booty cheeks as a form of foreplay
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
My cat is letting me be the big spoon tonight
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Mom come pick me up, I transitioned and now all the men in my life are explaining my favourite video games to me
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
I donβt care what we are arguing about, if you accidentally rhyme while yelling at me, I am obligated to point that shit out
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Wait - itβs $8 PER MONTH?
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
me with his foreskin twitter.com/wannabereece/sβ¦
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
I thought I didnβt deserve you but as it turns out, you didnβt deserve me
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Whythefuckistheclappinghandformatcomingback
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Reminder to my girlies that you can never love him enough to make up for him not loving you
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Holy fucking shit kids, donβt go off your meds cold turkey
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
