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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Yeah, man. FUCK tires
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
I started my period early for some reason
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
I once knew a man who, when I asked him to fuck me from behind, said โWow! Youโre kinky, huh?โ I still think about him sometimes
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
@cpsemple HAHAAHAHAHA
Iโm wondering if that would help or hurt in my line of work
Iโm wondering if that would help or hurt in my line of work
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Someone said to me today โWell, you only get one vaginaโ And I swear I felt that in my soul.
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Kinda sucks that my pussy is so tight it guillotines dicks right off
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
This. twitter.com/perfectenigmaaโฆ
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Hmm, Facebook Dating or tear my fingernails out one by one..
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Nini
@momoftwocats
Just found out the one vegetable gut doctors are begging Americans not to eat is my ass
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Nini
@momoftwocats
I fuckin' hate when a guy hits on me when I am clearly busy hitting on a girl. Get some fucking couth.
(contactโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
(contactโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
