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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
my ex should be texting me happy motherβs day, seeing as how i raised him
Retweet of status by @kayjade333
08 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my ex should be texting me happy motherβs day, seeing as how i raised him π€·πΌββοΈ
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
First time parent here, quick question.
My baby just straight up exploded
Did I not burp him enough or?
My baby just straight up exploded
Did I not burp him enough or?
Retweet of status by @shatinmahhat
24 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First time parent here, quick question.
My baby just straight up explodedπ€·ββοΈ
Did I not burp him enough or?
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
24 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do I miss you? Yes.
Will you ever hear from me? No.
Why?
Because fuck you, thatβs why π
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Butt acne looking better today
12 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Butt acne looking better today π
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
My favourite part of Jurassic Park is when the kid gets electrocuted by the fence and goes flying backwards
Retweet of status by @CrownsAndThings
24 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My favourite part of Jurassic Park is when the kid gets electrocuted by the fence and goes flying backwards π
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Oh his name has a consonant in it
Retweet of status by @ConsummateLily
09 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh his name has a consonant in it π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Poll
*Are prenuptial agreements a good idea ??
*Are prenuptial agreements a good idea ??
Retweet of status by @street_brice
23 Sep 21
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*Are prenuptial agreements a good idea ??
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Reminder - it's totally OK to see something on your Twitter feed that annoys you & not feel compelled to interject your views about it.
Retweet of status by @street_brice
08 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reminder - it's totally OK to see something on your Twitter feed that annoys you & not feel compelled to interject your views about it. π
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
I feel that my TikTok Leggings are disingenuous.
Retweet of status by @NextOnStageOne
23 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel that my TikTok Leggings are disingenuous. π
Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Jake Gyllenhaal Game of Thrones
Reek
Reek
Retweet of status by @ConsummateLily
07 Aug 21
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Ninisaurus
@momoftwocats
Where is this majority of nice guys, can someone point me in the right direction please
14 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Where is this majority of nice guys, can someone point me in the right direction please ππΌ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ