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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
In case not subtle..
I am damn sore and not happy about it.
I am damn sore and not happy about it.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
I gifted my boyfriend a new magnetic charger for National Boyfriend Day
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
smile bitch, itβs contagious
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
Sometimes I forget just how weird I am and how some people donβt enjoy my weird.
Retweet of status by @Wander_Lust324
Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
Wish me luck, just requested a patent on a dick pic selfie stick
Retweet of status by @ohthatfknguy
Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
Nothing gets me more excited then getting a βHeyβ in my dms
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
Harnessing the power of crystals to make me a bad MFer
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
A woman gave me the sweetest compliment
She said, βyou canβt be as bad in bed as I think you areβ
Awww
She said, βyou canβt be as bad in bed as I think you areβ
Awww
Retweet of status by @AM77923029
Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
@PracticalBedlam @emilydickems Gah! So pretty
Flying Spaghetti Monster
@noaccountlurker
Is it possible to have amazing sex and a great relationship or am I doomed to only have one or the other?
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Ms. Tentacle Monstress
@noaccountlurker
Tell me something that reminds you of your Grandma.
Me: ice cold bottle of Coca Cola
Me: ice cold bottle of Coca Cola
Retweet of status by @BraddrofliT
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
