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Ms. Tentacle Monstress
@noaccountlurker
I don’t smoke a cigarette after sex, I eat a hot dog.
That I hold like a cigarette
That I hold like a cigarette
Retweet of status by @Feistymeatball6
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
I just spent five minutes trying to figure out why I couldn’t hear my AirPods. They were in my pocket.
Retweet of status by @JustPlainMatt5
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle The Evil Elf
@noaccountlurker
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
She's tweeter dee
I'm tweeter dum
She likes my tweet
I come
undone
I'm tweeter dum
She likes my tweet
I come
undone
Retweet of status by @OrigamiHammer
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
My heart is such a dumb bitch. Thank god the rest of me isn’t.
Retweet of status by @softly_sighing2
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Italian girls don’t get “ghosted” because they order a hit first
Retweet of status by @ok_one_more
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
One message can mean so much pic.twitter.com/kEuY3bw40K
Retweet of status by @neversleeps29
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
My day has just been made
Retweet of status by @ok_one_more
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Know what I appreciate:
Knowledge
Expertise
Talent
Intelligence
Bring that shit on!!!
Knowledge
Expertise
Talent
Intelligence
Bring that shit on!!!
Retweet of status by @softly_sighing2
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Found out that the word avocado comes from the Aztec word
“ahuacatl” which means testicles.
I may never eat one again.
“ahuacatl” which means testicles.
I may never eat one again.
Retweet of status by @girlontapas
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Team Cargo Shorts but leave them on the floor next to my bed... NOW.
Retweet of status by @allisfair
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
