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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
03 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ladies, please take it easy on me today. These khakis don’t hide much. 😬
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
14 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My ex-wife (who cheated on me multiple times) just told me that she believes masturbation and/or watching porn are forms of infidelity. 🙄
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Pervy tweets keep calling to me, but I'm trying to keep my wholesome image
Retweet of status by @Scorpio19834
10 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pervy tweets keep calling to me, but I'm trying to keep my wholesome image 🤷♂️
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
07 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm just a boy, standing in front of a HOLLY SHIT YOUR EYES ARE GORGEOUS 😍
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Some days I think I should have left propagating the species to other people . *sigh*
Retweet of status by @singleplaiddad
05 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some days I think I should have left propagating the species to other people 🤷♂️🤦♂️. *sigh*
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Happy #InternationalWomansDay to all the beautiful strong courageous women who do their thing each day and to the men who support us
Retweet of status by @trishm426
08 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy #InternationalWomansDay to all the beautiful strong courageous women who do their thing each day and to the men who support us ❤️
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
In case you didn’t totally dislike me already, let me tell ya this.......
I’m a morning person.
I’m a morning person.
Retweet of status by @ok_one_more
27 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In case you didn’t totally dislike me already, let me tell ya this.......
I’m a morning person. 🤷🏽♀️
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Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Send her flowers. Then show her your genitals
Retweet of status by @Playwfiret0day
21 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Send her flowers. Then show her your genitals 😍
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
I just saw a guy wearing a Harvard sweatshirt walking down the highway with a gas can.
Retweet of status by @seamusmckracken
23 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just saw a guy wearing a Harvard sweatshirt walking down the highway with a gas can. 😊
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
when you are home sick and your teenage son brings you breakfast in bed.
with a fork.
and a napkin.
with a fork.
and a napkin.
Retweet of status by @trishm426
03 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when you are home sick and your teenage son brings you breakfast in bed.
with a fork.
and a napkin.
❤️
Ms. Taco Très Sexy Belle
@noaccountlurker
Sometimes people don’t like me.
I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true
I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true
Retweet of status by @ok_one_more
30 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes people don’t like me.
I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true 🤷♀️
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊