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Phlegm Clandangoβ
@Cain_Unable
Philip Davies might be a dick but my wife wanted us to go into town & I made a 90 minute speech about why we shouldn't & now it's too late.
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
I can't believe this omnium! 7 bogels already & a 4 point intersection on a sliding downtrim! With only 3 jampans?!*
*Not a fucking clue.
*Not a fucking clue.
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
FACT: The saddest noise it's possible for a human to make is that sigh when you go to bed tired & realise the duvet cover needs putting on.
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
The older I get the fewer #CBBUK contestants I recognise yet the more sure I become that I hate them.
Getting old isn't all bad is it?
Getting old isn't all bad is it?
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
I read today that the city with the highest number of cat allergy sufferers in the world is Mogadishu. Which makes sense I suppose.
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Christ, Arnold Schwarzenegger's going to be busy. pic.twitter.com/5jIwGHEkBu
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Just called my wife an idiot for ordering a load of soft furnishings with Death's face on them.
I'm expecting some serious Reaper cushions.
I'm expecting some serious Reaper cushions.
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
I guess today is officially May Day but instead of maypoles & fΓͺtes we get an unelected PM who makes Emperor Palpatine look warm & cuddly.
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Despite some worrying reports I'm pretty sure Theresa May won't use her new powers to censor social media. Even if she is a fuc
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Petition: Britain must not turn its back on child refugees in Europe petition.parliament.uk/petitions/1288β¦ Halfway there, lovely people
Retweet of status by @KathyBurke
Cain Unable
@Cain_Unable
I have to say I do not look at all bad for a man in his 50's.Sadly I'm in my 30's.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
