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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Saturday: Youβre doing work or thinking about when to do some work.
17 Sep 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Child 1: Where did all our published work go from the communal corridor displays?
Child 2: Replaced with motivatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Child 2: Replaced with motivatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
30 Aug 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Teacher: Write about your summer holiday.
Some Children: No thanks
Some Children: No thanks
30 Aug 21
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Some Children: No thanks πππ
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
The 6 types* of teacher in the summer hols:
Which one(s) are you?
*list not exhaustive .
#edutwitter pic.twitter.com/EJJfF6nnzB
Which one(s) are you?
*list not exhaustive .
#edutwitter pic.twitter.com/EJJfF6nnzB
Retweet of status by @UnofficialOA
28 Jul 21
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Which one(s) are you? π€
*list not exhaustive π.
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Covid in schools
I currently know more people testing positive with covid than I ever have during the pandemicβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I currently know more people testing positive with covid than I ever have during the pandemicβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
15 Jul 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
The person who chose not to cancel lesson observations and book scrutinies on Monday is a complete dick.
09 Jul 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
SLT: Your data isnβt great. You need to improve.
Teacher: Someone else plans English, maths and reading. You bouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Teacher: Someone else plans English, maths and reading. You bouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
19 Jun 21
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Teacher: Someone else plans English, maths and reading. You bou⦠https://t.co/mhFpJP6Ql6
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
The irony of our photocopier signs #edutwitter pic.twitter.com/fVXv5xlcFw
Retweet of status by @SarahLTeach
13 May 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Stop awarding classes special rewards for having the best attendance each week!!!! Stop it.
11 May 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
An hour of maths a day in primary is too long.
Retweet of status by @MrsSmanwar
27 Mar 21
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
What a term! Enjoy your week off everyone. Recharge your batteries before coming back to...
Oh, hang on.
Oh, hang on.
06 Mar 21
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Oh, hang on. π¬
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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