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@FakeHeadteacher
How could I forget! Itβs lesson observation day!
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Teacher: Please use the online chat box appropriately. No emojis or silly comments.
Pupil: Okay. Fart. Bum Sorry.
Pupil: Okay. Fart. Bum Sorry.
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@duncanmrt Of course
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
15 in a class (key workers etc)
15 online
Double staff needed
Unless you put 75 children in one online class. That helps.
15 online
Double staff needed
Unless you put 75 children in one online class. That helps.
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
I know what I'm NOT giving my friends & family for the holidays: COVID-19.
Wherever you gather, COVID-19 can gaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Wherever you gather, COVID-19 can gaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @thoughtsofaphd
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher We have a ban on gifts from pupils this year
Retweet of status by @bethannianansi
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher Also, why do primary schools insist on pencils being used for Maths? Really irritating
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Schools - stop advertising for hardworking, outstanding teachers!!!
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
When you ask pupils to get into pairs and 12 immediately say they canβt find a partner.
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Not everyone can print out work to complete for homework!
Parent
Parent
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Trying to work out why someone would put Monopoly in a wet play cupboard.
Best wet play games?
Best wet play games?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
