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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
NEW episode, βNon-Negotiable,β out now!
Top 10 teacher cliches you swore youβd never say
Realistic Get Into Tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Top 10 teacher cliches you swore youβd never say
Realistic Get Into Tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @HandsUpPod
28 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πNEW episode, βNon-Negotiable,β out now!
π Top 10 teacher cliches you swore youβd never say
π Realistic Get Into Tβ¦ https://t.co/PDTOZzwOVt
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
You know the feeling you get when you are asked to evaluate your learning after a course...
Lots of schools askβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Lots of schools askβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
22 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know the feeling you get when you are asked to evaluate your learning after a course... ππ€¨π€
Lots of schools ask⦠https://t.co/6y17ghdknP
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher A master craftsman or woman in the making being forced to teach a flat-pack lesson.
Retweet of status by @JillBorcherds
11 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @FakeHeadteacher A master craftsman or woman in the making being forced to teach a flat-pack lesson. π’
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Thank goodness Iβm made to wear a hi-vis bib on break duty. Now children can find me. Phew. pic.twitter.com/5YHkuRoJEM
Retweet of status by @FakeHeadteacher
08 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank goodness Iβm made to wear a hi-vis bib on break duty. Now children can find me. Phew. π https://t.co/5YHkuRoJEM
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@modernadoptive Oh I know!
13 Dec 19
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Best staff well-being advice I can give? LET STAFF GO HOME FOR PPA! The end
Retweet of status by @_MissBurns
26 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Best staff well-being advice I can give? LET STAFF GO HOME FOR PPA! The end βπ½
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
βI am sorry but I wonβt be in today as my son is sick.β
βCanβt your wife look after him?β
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βCanβt your wife look after him?β
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24 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βI am sorry but I wonβt be in today as my son is sick.β
βCanβt your wife look after him?β
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Dear Staff,
Please stop telling me thereβs not enough time to teach particular lessons. You always find room for golden time I notice.
Please stop telling me thereβs not enough time to teach particular lessons. You always find room for golden time I notice.
22 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear Staff,
Please stop telling me thereβs not enough time to teach particular lessons. You always find room for golden time I notice. π€¨
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Of course you can use my paper trimmer. I dare you to leave your mess behind again for me to clear up. pic.twitter.com/hhLx0oESR0
Retweet of status by @FakeHeadteacher
22 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Of course you can use my paper trimmer. I dare you to leave your mess behind again for me to clear up. π€¬ https://t.co/hhLx0oESR0
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Can you imagine David Attenborough doing a Pupil Progress Meeting?
βAnd the children continue to make good progrβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
βAnd the children continue to make good progrβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
08 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can you imagine David Attenborough doing a Pupil Progress Meeting? π€
βAnd the children continue to make good progrβ¦ https://t.co/O7tNzuTMY8
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
When you are enjoying a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit at break time and you suddenly realise you are on duty!
Retweet of status by @FakeHeadteacher
26 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you are enjoying a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit at break time and you suddenly realise you are on duty! π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ