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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher But I find it difficult enough to remember to tick in pink and put the next steps in green!
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22 Oct 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Whoever runs @trustchiefexec and @FakeHeadteacher please don't stop absolutely killing me reading through them
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08 Sep 18
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@FakeHeadteacher
First Blog Jan 2017
Fake Headteacher: Welcome back newsletter No.1 headteacher-newsletter.com/2017/01/21/wel… via @FakeHeadteacher
Fake Headteacher: Welcome back newsletter No.1 headteacher-newsletter.com/2017/01/21/wel… via @FakeHeadteacher
23 Aug 18
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Fake Headteacher: Welcome back newsletter No.1 https://t.co/lKtxqqsWqS via @Fakeheadteacher
Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Ofsted inspector:
What are you learning about?
Pupil:
Isn’t it bloody obvious! Call yourself an inspector?!
What are you learning about?
Pupil:
Isn’t it bloody obvious! Call yourself an inspector?!
26 Jul 18
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What are you learning about? 🤔
Pupil:
Isn’t it bloody obvious! Call yourself an inspector?!
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
*A small number of teachers to get a 3.5% pay rise* There, I’ve fixed it for you twitter.com/teachertoolkit…
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24 Jul 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Asking the office for pritt sticks pic.twitter.com/k4JSbgERgI
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04 Jul 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
#ofstedcomments
There was something missing from the lesson but couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
There was something missing from the lesson but couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
03 May 18
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There was something missing from the lesson but couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
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@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher We don’t have one, so there’s that each to their own. The teacher is free to do what he/she thin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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10 Apr 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
@FakeHeadteacher Although if you could get kids to record themselves and tell themselves a target. Bish bosh. Jobs a good’un
10 Mar 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Whilst filling out my data on the school’s assessment system, mum just asked me if I was playing a game I wish!
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03 Mar 18
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Fake Headteacher
@FakeHeadteacher
Teacher’s family:
“So how does school know you have worked on Sunday? Do you fill in a time sheet?”
Teacher:
“So how does school know you have worked on Sunday? Do you fill in a time sheet?”
Teacher:
16 Feb 18
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“So how does school know you have worked on Sunday? Do you fill in a time sheet?”
Teacher: 😡
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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