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I'm so submissive when I'm being treated properly.
Anything you say
Anything you say
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I don't like when somebody tells me a secret and their whisper stinks
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I hate being at work and having to actually work
I'm here to talk to my coworkers
I'm here to talk to my coworkers
Remember to do your squats.
That ass isn't going to get round by itself
That ass isn't going to get round by itself
I don't want to see no sad shit on Valentine's Day, you knew they were already in another relationship!
There is sex without love, love without sex and there is me.
Without love and sex
Without love and sex
Sundays are for sex and steaks
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything
There's no "We" in fries
My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense and I get mad when they don't
If you're reading this, stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
