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Fuck being wined and dined.
I just want someone to drink alcohol in a blanket fort with me while we talk about some weird ass shit
I just want someone to drink alcohol in a blanket fort with me while we talk about some weird ass shit
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Them: Are u single?
Me: Well people on the internet flirt with me but IDK how serious we are
Me: Well people on the internet flirt with me but IDK how serious we are
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All I attract is broken people.
Lord, if I'm a mechanic just say that
Lord, if I'm a mechanic just say that
How to cuddle:
- Dick on butt
- Hand on titty
- Other hand feeding her a taco
- Dick on butt
- Hand on titty
- Other hand feeding her a taco
Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room
She said her kids had A.D.D.
My smart ass said "All Different Daddies?"
Now I'm blocked
My smart ass said "All Different Daddies?"
Now I'm blocked
I have smiled at people who have said the most terrible things about me and they think I don't know
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Cats are probably always in a "take no shit" mood because their whole life is lived in the state of having just woken up
When you're shopping online and you have to get out of bed to get your damn card <<<
When you click "accept cookies" and then you don't get any cookies pic.twitter.com/Mw4NneWJSG
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
