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Weekend coffee tastes better than weekday coffee
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Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things
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Just because I flirt with you, it doesn't mean I like you like that.
I flirt for sport, like catch and release fishing
I flirt for sport, like catch and release fishing
Just 3 cuties staring at each other pic.twitter.com/WzE3U9P20I
Self care is canceled.
We're putting alcohol in slushees and acting a fool
We're putting alcohol in slushees and acting a fool
"Who are you kissing on New Years Eve this year?"
Me: I'm kissing this Year's ass goodbye, that's who
Me: I'm kissing this Year's ass goodbye, that's who
Not all ex's are bad...
I mean look at me I'm someone's ex and I'm dope as fuck
I mean look at me I'm someone's ex and I'm dope as fuck
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Why do people talk before 9 in the morning?
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
I don't really "Rise and Shine".
Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best
Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best
It's never too early to hang Halloween decorations pic.twitter.com/1z8TvKixXE
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
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