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Nothing like that Moan on the first Lick
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Losing your virginity greatly decreases your chance of being a human sacrifice
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If you owe me and I don't bring it up, I'm honestly just testing your character
Accurate as fuck! pic.twitter.com/1G4WCzMaEj
Friend: Are you drinking again?
Me: No, it's just tea
Friend: What kind of tea?
Me: Tea-quila
Me: No, it's just tea
Friend: What kind of tea?
Me: Tea-quila
My spirit animal is a bull because I, too, charge headfirst into red flags
Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch
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Most Aggressive Dog Breeds
10. Aggression
9. Is
8. Not
7. Bred
6. It
5. Is
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3. Trained
2. Behavior
1. Chihuahua
10. Aggression
9. Is
8. Not
7. Bred
6. It
5. Is
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3. Trained
2. Behavior
1. Chihuahua
The biggest flex is using mobile data in your own home because the WiFi is being slow
I can already tell that I'm gonna be tired today
Power nap needed
...but wait! There's more!
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