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I know the girl reading this post is not wearing a bra....
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Hand dryers are a really good way to waste 5 minutes before you wipe your hands on your pants
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I'm just here to post shit I find funny.
If that offends you, just know I find that shit funny too
If that offends you, just know I find that shit funny too
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get back up
Cop: That's not how field sobriety tests work
Cop: That's not how field sobriety tests work
Thinking if I should just get up now and most likely take a nap later or to just lay here and go back to sleep
I am forever disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad
TLocness™ aka TLoco™
@TLocV
"@cqminaj: If I throw you the "" emoji live on the TL..." Run! Bitch! Run!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
