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100.

Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Ur wife should call 911 if u get worse"
Pt:"We're just friends - w/benefits, I know, we're in our 80s but we're not dead"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
19 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Ur wife should call 911 if u get worse" Pt:"We're just friends - w/benefits, I know, we're in our 80s but we're not dead" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

101.

Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I tried to hang myself but my friends saved me"
Doc:"How'd they know?"
Pt:"I put it on Snapchat"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
16 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I tried to hang myself but my friends saved me" Doc:"How'd they know?" Pt:"I put it on Snapchat" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
102.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"When did u start vomiting?"
Pt:"I thought my nose hair was too long so I pulled it & the pain made me sick"
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16 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"When did u start vomiting?" Pt:"I thought my nose hair was too long so I pulled it & the pain made me sick" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
103.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
1st Pt is a code blue, exciting & got my juices going until I saw bed bugs come out of his mouth
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16 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 1st Pt is a code blue, exciting & got my juices going until I saw bed bugs come out of his mouth ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
104.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"There ain't nobody sicker than me y'all keep bringing them in ahead of me"
RN:"Ma'am, your rash can wait"
Pt:"I've had it for 3 yrs"
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13 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"There ain't nobody sicker than me y'all keep bringing them in ahead of me" RN:"Ma'am, your rash can wait" Pt:"I've had it for 3 yrs" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
105.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Me: has your eye always turned inward like that or is it new?
Pt: what?
Me: ...
Pt: oh, you mean this? *pops out glass eye into hand*
Me:
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13 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: has your eye always turned inward like that or is it new? Pt: what? Me: ... Pt: oh, you mean this? *pops out glass eye into hand* Me: ๐Ÿ˜ถ
106.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I just p/u my meds & there's no inhaler."
U watched me place 120ml of IBU soln & 4 boxes of alb amps in the bag.
#NOWUWantAnInhaler
09 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ptโ˜Ž๏ธ:"I just p/u my meds & there's no inhaler." ๐Ÿ’ญU watched me place 120ml of IBU soln & 4 boxes of alb amps in the bag. #NOWUWantAnInhaler
107.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I have a STINK"
Doc:"I don't smell anything"
Pt:"No, they put a STINK in my heart coz I had blockage"
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08 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have a STINK" Doc:"I don't smell anything" Pt:"No, they put a STINK in my heart coz I had blockage" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
108.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U diabetic?"
Pt:"I'm borderline"
Doc:"U take meds?"
Pt:"Only 50 units of Lantus at night"
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06 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U diabetic?" Pt:"I'm borderline" Doc:"U take meds?" Pt:"Only 50 units of Lantus at night" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
109.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Me:"Ur Ty#3 from Doc A ref too soon. Doc DC'd Rx."
Pt:"I haven't filled it w/ u recently."
Me:"U p/u #50 3 days ago diff doc & diff pharm"
01 Sep 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me:"Ur Ty#3 from Doc A ref too soon. Doc DC'd Rx." Pt:"I haven't filled it w/ u recently." Me:"U p/u #50 3 days ago diff doc & diff pharm"๐Ÿ˜ˆ
110.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Sorry to act like a 14 year old but direct admits going through the ER are THE BEST THING EVERRRRR!!!!
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30 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry to act like a 14 year old but direct admits going through the ER are THE BEST THING EVERRRRR!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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100.

fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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